Hypothetically Speaking

C F C C F C Hypothetically speaking G C G If one is feeling pain Am C Am If one’s experiencing turmoil F G F If one is going insane C F C Is one capable of making G C G Big decisions about life Am C Am I’m asking for a friend C C F He’s asking for a wife C F C Hypothetically speaking G C G If you think you’re going mad Am C Am You’re vacillating wildly F G F Between delirious and sad C F C His eyes are rolling ‘round their sockets G C G His legs are too weak to stand Am C Am I’m asking for a friend C F C He’s asking for your hand F G They say there’s a thin line C Am Between love and wanting to die F G As you may have surmised F C F C The one who wants to marry you is I