I Brake For Brunettes

A E D A A E D A A I brake for brunettes D Blondes in Corvettes E A Redheads I stop on a dime A E Now the way I drive it's a wonder that I D A Ever get anywhere on time D A So don't tailgate my pickup truck E A Or you just might wind up in a wreck D A Now they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet but E A I brake for brunettes A E I let Firestone put me some new tires on D A Just a few week ago A E But man I swear that wear and tear D A Is already starting to show F#m D Well I oughta just whistle or yell B E But man I can't help myself A I brake for brunettes D Blondes in Corvettes E A Redheads I stop on a dime A E Now the way I drive it's a wonder that I D A Ever get anywhere on time D A So don't tailgate my pickup truck E A Or you just might wind up in a wreck D A Now they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet but E A I brake for brunettes D E A A E D A A E You'll see my big skid marks by the wave pool park D A And Judy's Beauty Salon A E Lord I tore up the street in front of Betty's Boutique D A Where they come out with mini skirts on F#m D Well I know I'm gonna wear out my tread B E Down by Tina's Tanning Bed A I brake for brunettes D Blondes in Corvettes E A Redheads I stop on a dime A E Now the way I drive it's a wonder that I D A Ever get anywhere on time D A So don't tailgate my pickup truck E A Or you just might wind up in a wreck D A Now they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet but E A E A E I brake for brunettes I brake for brunettes E A E D E A Man I break for brunettes uh huh