Beer Holder

F G F C I was sitting in my easy chair one Saturday night F G F C I was flipping between the game and the Ultimate Fight F G I was setting my beer on this table G C A# A The kind that doubles as a lamp D And constantly reaching to pick it up G Was giving me a cramp C F So I set my beer in the crease below my chest G C As if to give my beer a little nest C F My beer holder's great and now I'm blessed D G Cause it keeps working better than I could have ever guessed G C Em D#m Dm My beer holder's getting bigger everyday G C G It works better with each beer I put away C Em D#m Dm Look at here dear, I can set my beer right here and it stays D G C My beer holder's getting bigger everyday F G F C It's a win-win deal the way that things in life go down F G F C How good it feels to know it's true without a doubt F G C A# A It won't spill in my lap even if I take a nap D I've probably done it know about a thousand times G N.C. With only one or three little mishaps F G F C Now my wife doesn't see the genius of my plan F G F C How my holder holds a bottle, cup or can F G C A# A I hope some day she won't, won't just roll her eyes D G N.C. Cause with every beer I drink my sweet beer holder's gaining size G C Em D#m Dm My beer holder's getting bigger everyday G C G It works better with each beer I put away C Em D#m Dm Look at here dear, I can set my beer right here and it stays D G C My beer holder's getting bigger everyday F G F G It's a win-win deal, how good it feels F G F C How my beer holder's getting bigger everyday