Dead Crab Exoskeleton

Fmaj7 Dm7 Well I was walkin' down the street last week Cmaj7 Cmaj7 When out of the corner of my eye what do i see? Fmaj7 It’s a dead crab exoskeleton friend Fmaj7 Dm7 I took her by the claw and she told me she’s a female Cmaj7 Cmaj7 I said i’ll name you linda or maybe even miley Fmaj7 Dm7 Cmaj7 Cmaj7 Like everyone named their dog in 2008 (why did we collectively do that?) Fmaj7 Dm7 Dead crab exoskeleton Cmaj7 You’re my best friend Cmaj7 Fmaj7 I’ll piece you back together when you fall apart Dm7 Cmaj7 Cmaj7 You made me commit grand larceny Fmaj7 Dm7 Dead crab exoskeleton Cmaj7 Rivers run red Cmaj7 Fmaj7 Let’s sacrifice ourselves to satan Dm7 Cmaj7 Cmaj7 You even help produce this song with me Fmaj7 Dm7 Let’s start a religion “The Church of the Crab” Cmaj7 We’ll save you from the bad Cmaj7 Fmaj7 Requirements of entry are so simple Dm7 Cmaj7 Cmaj7 Just k**l your entire family Fmaj7 We don’t wanna see them Dm7 You don’t really need them Cmaj7 Cmaj7 You got us by your side that’s all that matters now Fmaj7 finish the deed and Dm7 You can be freed and Cmaj7 Cmaj7 We’ll have each other for ever and ever Fmaj7 Dm7 Dead crab exoskeleton Cmaj7 You’re my best friend Cmaj7 Fmaj7 I’ll piece you back together when you fall apart Dm7 Cmaj7 Cmaj7 You made me commit grand larceny Fmaj7 Dm7 Dead crab exoskeleton Cmaj7 Rivers run red Cmaj7 Fmaj7 Let’s sacrifice ourselves to satan Dm7 Cmaj7 Cmaj7 You even help produce this song with me Instr Break Fmaj7 Dm7 Cmaj7 Cmaj7 Fmaj7 Dm7 Dead crab exoskeleton Cmaj7 You’re my best friend N.C. Fmaj7 I’ll piece you back together when you fall apart Dm7 Cmaj7 Cmaj7 You made me commit grand larceny Fmaj7 Dm7 Dead crab exoskeleton Cmaj7 Rivers run red Cmaj7 Fmaj7 Let’s sacrifice ourselves to satan Dm7 Cmaj7 Cmaj7 You even help produce this song with me Fade Out Fmaj7 Dm7 Cmaj7 Cmaj7 Fmaj7 Dm7 Cmaj7 Cmaj7