Ether Rag

G C G D D7 G C C7 Cmaj7 C7 C6 G D G G C G Well there's a can, and it calls your name D D7 G G7 It's only $3.99 at the gas station down the way C C7 G D Em So put on your dancing shoes, and we'll shake, shake, shake G D G D G Lord knows, you've got aches to alleviate. G C G And from your head, down to your toes D D7 G G7 From your tailbone, up to the back of your throat C C7 G D Em Well, it ain't no chore and it ain't no drag G D G D G Singing along and dancing the Ether Rag. G C G D D7 G C G C C7 Cmaj7 C7 C6 C7 Cmaj7 C7 C6 G D G G C G Picture this: that's you and me, in our Sunday best D D7 G G7 Why don't you keep your expectations low, so you'll be impressed. C C7 G D Em That's you and me, so don't be getting so stressed! G C C7 Well I ain't got the time for them shiny needles, G D G Ain't got no fancy pills to take, G C C7 That's why I just inhale and I exhale and I G D G D G Give my brain cells a break! G C G So it feels like you're out! And you're losing your grip D D7 G G7 You tried standing on solid ground, but your feet they seem to refuse to stick C C7 G D Em And the ghosts all around in the room, they keep throwing a fit G D G D G You're out, you're falling fast and you're losing your grip! N.C. Why don't you just G Take a deep breath? C G And try to relax? D D7 And we can dance G The Ether Rag. G7