Chemistry Set

E A E Well, I ate a pack of Mentos and I drank a Diet Coke B E And went downtown to the hotel so insides would explode A E Come sit down on the sidewalk, watch me smoke my final bud A E B E And give farewell to the world I'm gonna shower with my guts E A E 'Cuz the chemistry set I keep inside my head B E Is giving me trouble again and again A E Some people want to watch the world go up in flames, E B E But I'd really rather gross it out instead E A E I take the food I find in dumpsters and I throw it in a stew B E My friends don't give a shit, 'cuz my friends all do it too A E Call us nasty, tell us that we'll all end up diseased, A E B E But it really doesn't matter, 'cuz the way you live is free A E No, I don't care what you think. Doesn't matter if I stink B Doesn't matter if you stink too E A E Some people are so scared. Some people are ashamed E B E You've got to be comfortable with you E A E B E E A E A E B E A E Doesn't matter who you are. Doesn't matter who you know A E Doesn't matter how much land or property you own A E Doesn't matter how much cash or lack thereof that you control A E B E It's the same damn place we all gotta go A E Doesn't matter if you stop and throw your quarters in my cup A E Doesn't matter if I'm drinking - by the morning I am throwing up A E Forget all the lies that you were told while you were growing up A E As long as you admit that you don't know shit E B E Once you know that, well, there's nothing left to know E A E So, tonight I'm passing out with vomit in my throat and nose E B E And I'll wake up just in time to play what I keep saying is my final show E A Cursing at the gods for not allowing me to choke E B E Laughing all the while, but I still don't get the joke E A E And tomorrow I'll be on a Greyhound cursing to myself B I'm not geting off - no, I will ride it all the way to Hell E A Or else I'll wash down baking soda with a glass of vinegar E B E Praying for that one-way ticket off the planet Earth A E In the end I can't pretend like this made any sense B Whether we were right or if we all were wrong E A E I'll die a happy man with my banjo in my hand E B E And my final words will be this stupid song