Grumpy Old Man

Eb Ab Eb Hi! It's okay Ab Look over the fence Eb There's things over there Ab Eb That I know you don't know about yet Ab Listen Eb Ab Eb Ab I'm so defensive there are things over there that I do not know about, yeah Eb Ab Eb Ab I'm so defensive I get caught up in the modern day, the fishing net that's pulling at my feet Eb Ab I'm so defensive I got bongos Eb Ab Thumping in my chest and something tells me they don't beat for me Eb Ab Eb Ab I'm so defensive I got egg shells on my doorstep and I don't give second chances easily Eb Ab I got long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater Eb Ab Got that long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater Eb Ab You got short hair, short beard, nothing feels better Eb Ab Than me and you and me and me Eb Ab I'm so defensive I got boobies on my booty Eb I got feelings in my feelings Ab I got violets on my violence, yeah Eb Ab I'm so defensive I got fire in my fire Eb I got whiskey in my shower Ab Got my dancing feet on fleek Eb Ab I got long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater Eb Ab Got that long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater Eb Ab You got short hair, short beard, nothing feels better Eb Ab Than me and you and me and me Eb Ab I'm so defensive I've got eggshells around me Eb Ab I love romance, but I got eggshells around me Eb Ab I'm on the fence and I got eggshells around me Eb Ab Don't step on 'em, don't step on 'em, don't step on 'em N.C. Don't step on me! Eb Ab Bo Diddley bought his babe a diamond ring Eb Ab And if that diamond ring don't shine Eb Ab He gonna take it to a private eye Eb And if that private eye can't see Ab He'd better not take the ring from me (4x) Eb Ab I got long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater Eb Ab Got that long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater Eb Ab You got short hair, short beard, nothing feels better Eb Ab Than me and you and me and me Eb Ab