College Kids

C C Am someone please save us, us collage kids! F what my parents told me G is what i did C Am they said go to school and be a collage kid F but in the end G i questioned why i did C Dm F G C Dm F G C Am i'm poor, i'm starving, i'm flat broke F i've got no cash to spend C Am sell all my books for front row tickets F to dave matthews band C Am my girlfriends at another school F i know this year will test her C Am i called, found out she had three other boyfrieds G Em F last semester G and that's why i say C F oh no! not for me not for me G call it torture call it university C F no! arts and crafts is all i need i'll take calligraphy and G then ill make a fake degree C Dm F G C Dm F G C Am 80 grand later i found out F that all that i had learned C is that you should show up to Am F take your finals and your midterms C Am the party scene is kinda mean F i think it's sick and twisted C Am the navy showed up at my dorm G Em F and clamed that i enlisted G and that's why i say C F oh no! not for me not for me G call it torture call it university C F no! arts and crafts is all i need i'll take calligraphy and G then ill make a fake degree G C G Am G G C G Am G G C G Am G don't get excited she'll say no without a doubt you see G C G Am G and i've decided college girls just won't go out with me G C G Am G they make me nervous and they always catch me off my guard G C G Am G like cell phone service i drop out cause college is to hard Am G it's time to call my father F C cause it's his alma mater Am G good grades arn't what they seem F C i think he knows the dean Am G it's time to call my father F C cause it's his alma mater Am G he said he's proud of me F G but college always was his dream F G and i would always say it's not for me C Dm F G C Dm F G C Dm F G C Dm F G C F oh no! not for me not for me G call it torture call it university C F no! arts and crafts is all i need i'll take calligraphy and G then ill make a fake degree C Am someone please save us, us collage kids! F what my parents told me G is what i did C Am they said go to school and be a collage kid F but in the end G i questioned why i did C Am someone please save us, us collage kids! F what my parents told me G is what i did C Am do what will make God happy do what you feel is right F only but one thing matters G learn how to live your life