Shot ‘Em Dead

D G Em C D G Em C D G Em C D G Em C D D G Em C D Number One was a young girl’s dream G Em C D high school captain on the football team G Em C D G Em C D and he was sweet, baby sweet, he was sweet on me G Em C D Senior year, oh I wore his ring G Em C D and I was making him my everything G Em C till I caught him in his car D G Em C D with the homecoming queen N.C C Em D I shot him dead C Em D I shot him dead B7 Em D A I shot him dead C C C C Bang bang, bang bang G Em C D G Em C D D G N.C Number Two was a man of the law G Em C D a million plaques hanging on his wall G Em C his name was Rob, drove a Saab D G Em C D was a know-it-all G Em C D One day he took his little magnifying glass G Em C D and started waving it all over my past G Em C he asked questions that he never D G Em C D should have asked N.C C Em D So I shot him dead C Em D Did it again B7 Em D A I shot him dead C C C C Bang bang, bang bang G Em C D G Em C D D G Em C D Number Three was a guy named Fred G Em C D By now I’m sure you’ll see how this one ends C Em D I shot him dead C Em D I got a taste for it B7 Em D A I shot him dead C C C C C C Bang bang, bang bang, bang bang G Em C D G Em C D D G Em C D Number Four was a girl named Jane G Em C D her hair was red and her face was plain G Em C we read books and we cooked D G Em C D and she kept me sane G Em C D We were happy for the rest of our lives G Em C D until the nursing home, age 99 G Em I stole her applesauce, C D G Em C D I thought that she’d gone blind N.C Nope. Chorus 4 C Em D She shot me dead C She shot me dead Em D It was just bad luck B7 Em D A She shot me dead C C C C Bang bang, bang bang