Daniel Cowman

Esus E G Bm Esus E G Bm Esus On the day that Daniel Cowman stopped existing E The world should've ended right then and there G At precisely four-fifteen when he stopped existing Bm The world should've ended, how could it go on, how could it go on when Esus E I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist Esus E I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist Bb And now that we got that straight Bb7 Doesn't mean that I can fly Eb D Doesn't mean that I can go do whatever I want Bb Now that we got that clear Bb7 And you know that I'm not here Eb D Doesn't mean that I can go do whatever I please Esus The premature ejaculation of his death sentence E Hit Daniel in the face like a big round spitball G And everything got hazy in the courtroom Bm And then he stood up and then he sat back down another two times in a row Esus And everything got real slow like a gunshot in the movies E And he remembered heroin boy walking through the door G Bouncing off the walls and the floor, taking off his belt, taking off his pants, filling up the bathtub Getting ready to go in for a swim, singing Esus E I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist Esus E I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist Bb And now that we got that straight Bb7 Doesn't mean that I can fly Eb D Doesn't mean that I can go do whatever I want Bb Now that we got that clear Bb7 And you know that I'm not here Eb D Doesn't mean that I can go do whatever I please G And he start remembering and remembering and remembering and remembering and remembering G Gmaj7 The heroin boy'd walk through the door Em And he was screaming and everybody was like D What're you screaming as if it's the end of the world G And he was like, well, it is G Gmaj7 I was sitting in the corner with my pants down Em And I was sure someone next door was blowing up balloons D G And they was red and orange G Gmaj7 And there was this one lady at the bar and she was trying to buy gin Em D And this other lady at the bar and she was trying to sell gin G And it worked out good for the boths of them G Gmaj7 And heroin boy started taking off his belt Em Started taking off his pants, started taking off his shoes D G Filling up the bathtub, getting ready to go in for a swim Bm G I says, no Bm G You're going to drown Bm G And he says, no Bm I can't drown G Bm Simply because, shhhh B A man destined to hang can never drown D#m A man destined to hang can never drown G#m C#m A man destined to hang can never ever drown C#m A man destined to drown can never burn G#m A man destined to drown can never burn A#m D# A man destined to drown can never ever burn D#7 A man destined to fry can never, ever, ever G#m A man destined to fry can never, ever, ever C#m A man destined to fry can never, ever, ever die B In any other way than frying Bmaj7 B7 B I'm lucky that I'm dying by hanging and not drowning Bb So now that we got that straight Bb7 Can't I just be left alone? Eb D I want to take a fucking bath