Newton The Cyborg

D I'm sure you've heard of Newton, G A scientist of high degree. A D He came up with many physical laws, discovered gravity, G But there are some things you won't know, D A D Let me see... D G There are seven colours in the rainbow 'cause Newton wanted there to be, A D In his spare time he secretly studied alchemy, G D An apple falling on his head is just a fantasy he had, D A D Also he's a time-travelling cyborg. N.C. Wait, what? G D Newton the cyborg's living in Hawaii, A D Proving adequately his first theory, G D But he is at rest and he'll stay at rest, D A D And also pick up chicks and drink Bacardi. D G When he was an MP he said one sentence, nothing more, A D That's just 'cause there was a draft and he wanted someone to close the door, G D Newton's eighth law is: There is no Newton's ninth law, D A D Newton's ninth law is: Yes, there is. N.C. Wait, what? G D Newton the cyborg's living in Hawaii, A D Proving adequately his first theory, G D But he is at rest and he'll stay at rest, D A D And also pick up chicks and drink Bacardi. D G He predicted the apocalypse, 2036 AD, A D And as he's a time-traveller, I'm inclined to agree, G D Or maybe it's his cyborg powers hypnotising me, D A D Also, Newton invented Marmite. N.C. Wait, what? G D Newton the cyborg's living in Hawaii, A D Proving adequately his first theory, G D But he is at rest and he'll stay at rest, D A D And also pick up chicks and drink Bacardi. D G He's got psychic powers and lasers for eyes, A D Famous scientist is just a big disguise. G D He was J.R.R. Tolkien's ghostwriter, he taught Beethoven to symphonise, D A D And he understands the QI scoring system. N.C. Wait, what? G D Newton the cyborg's living in Hawaii, A D Proving adequately his first theory, G D But he is at rest and he'll stay at rest, D A D And also pick up chicks and drink Bacardi.