Caught In The Act

G Em Am D G Em G Em G Em Change your name, get a new address G Em All it takes is gall G Em G C C Sixty-Four bucks a week's no social security at all G It's a form of reprisal, a song of survival C Uh, Keep your morals intact G Don't be naive, you're stealing from thieves C Uh, It's a matter of tact C Just don't let yourself get caught in the act G Em Am D G Em Insure your goods with the AMP G Em Get your house ransacked G Em Split the cheque and throw a party G C C When your stuff comes back G It's a form of reprisal, a song of survival C Uh, Keep your morals intact G Don't be naive, you're stealing from thieves C Uh, It's a matter of tact C Just don't let yourself get caught in the act G Em Am D G Em Buy a dust coat, have it embroidered G Em "Ace Removal man" G Em A Myer's salesman will sign your form G C C Then help to load your van G It's a form of reprisal, a song of survival C Uh, Keep your morals intact G Don't be naive, you're stealing from thieves C Uh, It's a matter of tact C Just don't let yourself get caught in the act Flute solo G - D - C - A D G - D - C - A D7 Breakdown/Instructional Speech G Em G E G Em Am D repeat ad nauseam* G Em Get yourself a delinquent Bankcard G Em Make it ANZ G Em Meet your needs and not your greed's G C C Get yourself ahead G It's a form of reprisal, a song of survival C Uh, Keep your morals intact G Don't be naive, you're stealing from thieves C Uh, It's a matter of tact C Just don't let yourself get caught in the act