Nobody Weird Like Me

D The freakiest show I know D Is the show of my own D Living my life in and out D Of the twilight zone C Bust my britches E Bless my soul D I'm a freak of nature C Walking totem pole Em G Look and see, I think you'll agree A Nobody weird like me D Intercourse with a porpoise D Is a dream for me D Hell-bent on inventing D A new species C Bust my britches E Bless my soul D I'm a freak of nature C Walking totem pole Em G Look and see, I think you'll agree A Nobody weird like me D Riding down the path D On the back of a giraffe D Me and the giraffe laughed D Because I passed some gas C Bust my bitches E Bless my whore D I'm a freak of nature C Walking totem pole Em G Look and see, I think you'll agree A Nobody weird like me D Enchanted as a rabbit D That my life is a dream D Well, everything is never D Just as it seems D The freakiest show I know D Is the show of my own D Living my life in and out D Of the twilight zone