Wiggles And Ritalin

C F Let's put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin C G Don't blame Mama or tell her how lazy she's been C F It's been prescribed by a doctor and the doctor said it ain't no sin C G C So let's put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin C F Let's put on MacGyver & pop a couple Xanax bars C G I don't need no college counselor to tell me how lucky I are C F I lay the blame on the clinic and man it's got me this far C G C Yeah, let's put on MacGyver & pop a couple Xanax bars G If only Dad would have spanked me instead F C Of dopin' me up and messing with my head Em I might have turned out to be a regular guy F G But it's all that I know and I gotta get high C F So let's put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine C G I'll chop some lines maybe one at a time till we're feeling no pain C F I'll bite my tongue till it's numb and I'll talk till I drive you insane C G C Yeah, let's put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine | C | C | F | F | | C | C | G | G | | C | C | F | F | | C | G | C | C | G If only Dad would have spanked me instead F C Of dopin' me up and messing with my head Em I might have turned out to be a regular guy F G But it's all that I know and I gotta get high C F So let's put on some Scooby Doo & roll a couple doobie doos C G I've been high since I was just a little guy in my Underoos C F I sit around on my ass smokin' grass and watchin' classic cartoons C G C Yeah, let's put on some Scooby Doo & roll a couple doobie doos C G Yeah, let's put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos | C | G | G | C |