I Need A Vacation

D then G-D (3 times) D I work all day in a break neck run G Just to come home to another pile of work to be done D G-D (2 times) And all I wanna do is flop on the couch and die D Baby comes in he's give out too G I say it's pizza or nothing, and Trixie's all out of dog food A I could just break right down and cry D G A I need a vacation from my life G D Me and my husband we need a wife G A Asus-A Somebody who's soul ambition is laundry D G A I wanna fall asleep on the patio swing G D While somebody else does the dishes and cleans G A Mariachis could stroll through the yard and play softly G A Wouldn't even have to leave 2523 General George Patton Drive G A D G-D (2 times) I need a vacation from my life D Don't even get me started on Saturdays G All I do is rearrange the clutter D G-D(2x) Yeah I invented shabby chic D Who wants to mow when it's so dang hot G Me and baby got a theory about our little half acre lot A If it blooms it's not a weed D G A I need a vacation from my life G D Me and my husband we need a wife G A Asus-A Somebody who's soul ambition is laundry D G A I wanna fall asleep on the patio swing G D While somebody else does the dishes and cleans G A Mariachis could stroll through the yard and play softly G A Wouldn't even have to leave 2523 General George Patton Drive G A D G-D (2 times) I need a vacation from my life D Don't even get me started on Saturdays G All I do is rearrange the clutter D G-D(2x) Yeah I invented shabby chic D Who wants to mow when it's so dang hot G Me and baby got a theory about our little half acre lot A If it blooms it's not a weed G Wouldn't even have to leave this state, Tennessee Bm A 2523 General George Patton Drive G A D G-D But I need a vacation from my life G A D G-D (3 times) Whoa oh I need a vacation from my life