Keystone

A E D (4x) (Spoken) Wild geese and all. A I used to have me a horse I called Keystone, E I used to ride him all around D A one in awhile on Saturday night me and Keystone would head to town A I might drink a case of Coors Light, E Keystone drank the Beast, D A used to drink homemade wine but he got tired of all the yeast E D A Yeah Keystone, he's a beer drinkin' sonofa b***h, E D A he used to pass out and wake up in the ditch, E D A popular with all the ladies of course, E D A not much of a man, but a hell of a horse A E I remember one time me and the 'stone got to drinkin' in this bar D A he got the bright idea we should steal us a new car A E Well we finally parked that Cavalier in the Thunderbird Lake, D A When they blamed it all on me it was more than I could take E D A Yeah Keystone, he's a no-good sonofa b***h, E D A Left me high and dry out in the ditch E D A E If I ever find him I'm gonna whip his ass of course, E D A not much of a friend, but a hell ofa horse. A E D (Spoken over instrumental) This song is a public service announcement for anyone with imaginary friends, or imaginary friends who know real people. If you're having any problems like this you can get help out there, just call 1-888-IMAGINE. A E Well I ain't seen that horse, since i got outta jail D A and if i ever find him its gonna be pure hell A E only one thing he can do, to be my friend again, D A and it starts with a 30-pack and some mexican gin E D A Yeah Keystone, he's a beer-drinkin' sonofa b***h, E D A he used to pass out and wake up in the ditch, E D A popular with all the ladies of course, E D A not much of a man, but a hell of a horse E D A Yeah not much of a man, but a hell of a horse.