The Hole In The Elephants Bottom Chords - Raymond Crooke

Intro

Verse 1

E I wanted to go on the B7 stage and now my ambitions I've E got em. Now in pantomime I'm all the A rage B7 I'm the

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E hole in the B7 elephant's E bottom

Verse 2

E Now I don't have to learn any B7 words; There's no script to get quickly for E gotten. If you're looking for me come and A look B7 Through the

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E hole in the B7 elephant's E bottom

Verse 3

E Oh the audience think me a B7 wit. As they sit in the stalls I can E spot em. And I wink at the girls in the A pit B7 Through the

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E hole in the B7 elephant's E bottom

Verse 4

E There are pockets inside in the B7 cloth for bottles of beer if you've E got 'em. The audience laugh as I blow off the A froth B7 Through the

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E hole in the B7 elephant's E bottom

Verse 5

E My landlady packs up my B7 meals. One day I went out and E forgot 'em, So now every day she feeds me with A buns B7 Through the

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E hole in the B7 elephant's E bottom

Verse 6

E Now the eyes they are made of brown B7 glass. Ventilation's completely for E gotten, But you'd be surprised at the wind that can A pass B7 Through the

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E hole in the B7 elephant's E bottom

Verse 7

E There were two little kids in the B7 stalls, And I could have cheerfully E shot 'em; Throughout the whole show they kept shooting dried A peas B7 At the

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Verse 8

E We played for the Royal Com B7 mand; Their majesties, I could just E spot 'em, And the National Anthem sounds A grand B7 Through the

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E hole in the B7 elephant's E bottom

Verse 9

E Some may think that this story is B7 good, And some may believe that it's E rotten, But if you're one of those, you can go shove your A nose, B7 Up the

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E hole in the B7 elephant's E bottom