Redneck Christmas - Ver 2

C G C C We're havin' a redneck christmas G With traditional possum stew (yee-haw) G We're havin' a redneck christmas C Hope Santa brings a little rabbit too (yum yum) C Got Paw new chaw redman F Maw a brand new spit cup (phtoeey) G And I got my wife a brand new set C Of re-treads for my pickup truck (Ain't he the sweetest thang) F Oh we ain't nevr seen ther raindeer, C But we painted the bulls nose red (moo) Dm Put runners under the outhouse G And we're usin' it fer a sled (Darn fool idiots what're doin? G Sorry didn't know you was in there grandpaw, G Merry Christmas now ya hear? Well, I got yer merry christmas right here, C (Come back with that catalog) C We're havin' a redneck christmas G TP'd the whole front yard, G Put big red bows on the hound dogs C Turned the lights on all the cars (howls) C I love a redneck christmas F It's a simple kinda life G You buy one gift and that takes care C G C Of yer cousin and yer wife F I went downtown to see Santy Claus, C Gave a dollar to one of them legs (Here you go shorty) Dm So Santa'd bring a man for daughter, G After all she's near bout' twelve C (Poor thing she'll be a spinster soon) C We're havin' a redneck christmas G Hung our stockings on the stove, G On the stove (sizzle), Hope Santa brings us big stuff C 'Cause the little stuff falls thru the toes, falls thru the toes C We's havin' a redneck christmas F With homemade moonshine eggnog (glug glug) G I took a little swig G Thought it needed more kick C Throwed in a little toe de frog F G C (burp, hic, ribbit, hic, ribbit)