Come To The Usa - Ver 2

G C This is the I.I.AP. A7 The Illegal Immigration Assistance Program D A taxpayer-funded division of Oaknut B7 Em For Spanish press 1... Portuguese 2... Arabic 3... A7 D7 Farsi 4... French 5... Swahili 6... German 7... Italian 8... G7 And if you insist on English please stand by... G If you are thinkin' about illegal immigration C Be careful when you're choosin' the nation D7 G 'Cause breakin' the law in some countries is frowned upon D7 Imagine that G Sneak into China and they'll call you a spy C And ship you to Mongolia till you die D7 G And in Sudan they'll hang you and the camel you rode in on G C Yeah and don't go a-hikin' and enter Iran G And you might never be heard from again A7 D7 And in Mexico you might face a firing squad D7 G Yeah and forget all about going to North Korea C That's a great example of a bad idea D7 So when it comes down to it G There's only one option you've got G Yeah come to the USA A7 There's no penalty to pay D7 G D Should you get caught illegally immigratin' G Come to the USA A7 It will be your lucky day D7 G 'Cause when you get in there's lots of goodies waitin' G Like Healthcare, Welfare, Free Education A7 Help with your Voter Registration D7 And drivers license and credit cards G And license plates for your old car Lots of jobs for you to do A7 And employers who'll turn a blind eye too D7 G Come to the USA! G No need to worry about the Constitution C We'll help you start a house of prostitution D7 G D If that's the kind of work that you wanna do G You see those gringo infidels are crazy C They'll give citizenship to your new baby D7 G So you see there's really only one choice for you G Come to the USA A7 There's no penalty to pay D7 G Should you get caught illegally immigratin' I said come to the USA A7 It will be your lucky day D7 G 'Cause when you get in there's lots of goodies waitin' G Yeah you get public housing and cable TV A7 N.C And food stamps and even Government cheese D7 The borders are a swinging door G Go home for a visit and come back for more G There's sanctuary and amnesty A Bring the whole damn family eventually D7 G Yeah come to the USA