What Shes Got

C I met this girl D/F# She's just great F C This girl I just adore D/F# The problem is C/G She has much more D G Than I had bargained for C B She's got that style, she's got that smile Bb A She's got the walk, she's got the talk Dm F/G She's got that Xing, there's just one thing (Bass Line C Bb Ab G She's got a PENIS (Bass Line C Bb Ab G She's got a PENIS C B She's got the flair, knows what to wear Bb A She got that face, that girl has grace Dm G She's get pizzaz, too bad she has (Bass Line C Bb Ab G A penis (Bass Line C Bb Ab G C She's got a penis Dm7 Now, nobody's perfect, I must admit C Say how many times do all the pieces fit D7 She's got it going than more other dolls, G Oops, I forgot about the balls C B But she's so hip, this babe's a trip Bb A She's “distange", she’s got “cashae” Dm G She’s quite a dame, ain’t that a shame, Bb Bb A a crime that’s Anus Dm B/D# Em A Those lips, those eyes, then big surprise, C that penis C B Bb A D/F# Dm G F There’s always some failure, always some flaw C Ain’t that what they call Murphy’s law D But male genitalia is where I drew the line, G besides her’s is bigger than mine C B She got class, she’s got that sass Bb A She’s got that cheek, she’s got mystique Dm G She’s cool, she’s hot, she’s got a lot except a mound of Venus Dm B/D# Em A It’s a tragedy but where that should be, (Bass Line C Bb Ab G She's got a PENIS (Bass Line C Bb Bb Bb A She's got a PENIS Dm B/D# Em A My life’s a mess cause under that dress she’s got a Dm G C P-E-N-I-S C YES!