Soluble Song

G C9 D G I'm glad that I'm not soluble, that would be quite bad. G C9 D G C9 G I'm glad that I'm not soluble, that would make me sad (so sad). G C9 D G If I found that I was soluble, it would be a pain. G C9 D G I couldn't go outside, you see, if it began to rain G C9 D G If I woke up soluble, I'd have to shake and cower G C9 D G In abject terror every time that I walked past the shower. G C9 D G I'd probably lose all my friends, for they would point and laugh G C9 D G At how I was quite terrified of going near a bath. G C9 D G I'd hate find I'm soluble, I'd effervesce and bubble G C9 D G If accidentally one day I stepped into a puddle.