Elvis Is In The Freezer

D C# EmM7 G C/G Elvis is in the freezer Am C/G I got your tail, I'm teasing G C/G My lover is all gone D C/G And it's my fau--lt G C/G Her little boy is freezing Am C/G There's no chance in hell he's leaving G His fate was laid C/G D C/G The day they cut his tail off G C/G Am C/G G C/G D C/G G C/G The sunny skies are pleasing Am C/G As we travel through the seasons G To face the day when C/G D C/G We are forced to drop him off G C/G The time has come to leave him Am C/G In the care of Father Freedom G C/G His flag, it writes in yarn D C# C/G That we should calm down Em EmM7 G Em EmM7 G G C/G I'm not trying to mistreat you Am C/G But the nurse says, "Here's the needle' G His face was grey C/G D C/G And it was full of teardrops G C/G Seconds make us equals Am C/G As the medicine destroys him G C/G Minutes make us realize D C/G He's long gone G C/G Am C/G G C/G D C/G G C/G Am C/G G C/G D C/G G C/G E7 C/G G C/G E7 C/G G C/G E7 C/G G C/G E7 C/G G C/G E7