Blow Up Plastic Girl

(Hidden Track) D D Well I knew I had to have her so I sent off in the mail D A I saw her picture in that magazine A A And when the postman brought her, I thrilled as I blew up A D The prettiest plastic girl you'd ever seen D D I called the new girl Wendy and Wendy blew my mind D G Figured that I'd keep her around G D Her plug kept her inflated and when I had it in A D But when I pulled it out she'd go down G D She's a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl, nothin's missin' G D A Yeah she never had a headache, she ain't got bad breath when we're kissin' G G Yeah she's there when you need her, she's more than just a friend D G And her skin is as smooth as a pearl D A D She's a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl D D Well I didn't tell nobody except my best friend Earl D A You can't trust just anyone you see A A When I'd come home late at night all tired from makin' pizzas A D Wendy, she'd be waitin' there for me D D One night I came home anxious with Wendy on my mind D G And it broke my heart in two when I walked in G D And I found the one I'd always thought would always be just mine A D Layin' there with Earl my best friend G D She's a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl, nothin's missin' G D A Yeah she never had a headache, she ain't got bad breath when we're kissin' G G Yeah she's there when you need her, she's more than just a friend D G And her skin is as smooth as a pearl D A D She's a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl D D I never dreamed that Wendy would be the cheatin' kind D A I never figured Earl would let me down A A But you don't know what can happen in these modern mixed up times A D Cause there's a lot of wierdos runnin' round