Rodeo Clown

D A D A D D She told me it was over G D With a suitcase in her hand, D When she said she'd met a cowboy G A I was picturing the Marlboro Man G Well it wasn't her leaving D Hell, it wasn't even G D The fact that she was running around G What hurts me the most is A D She left me for a rodeo clown G He could've been a doctor D A lawyer - maybe I'd understand A D Or a bull-riding, belt buckle, snuff-dipping macho man G But a guy named Darryl, hiding in a barrel D Red nose and a painted-on frown D Yeah, she didn't just leave me A D A She left me for a rodeo clown D Your friends are gonna ask me G D But I'm just gonna tell them a lie. D I'll say she was getting too clingly G A And you just had to say goodbye G 'Cause you'd get throttled D G D If they knew that Ronald McDonald was doin' her now G Nah, she didn't just leave you A D She left you for a rodeo clown G He could've been a doctor D A lawyer - maybe I'd understand A D Or a bull-riding, belt buckle, snuff-dipping macho man G But a guy named Darryl, hiding in a barrel D Red nose and a painted-on frown D Yeah, she didn't just leave me A D She left me for a rodeo clown G D Bm G A G If I'd know she was into D Suspenders and big shoes G D We mighta coulda worked something out D But she went to Vegas A D And left me for a rodeo clown. It hurts just to say it, A D A She left you for a rodeo clown A D A D