Putin Chords - Randy Newman

Intro

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| Em |Am/B Em|Am/B Em|Am/B Em| | Em |Am/B Em|Em7 Am/B|Am/B Em| Verse 1 Randy Newman Em C Em Putin puttin' his pants on A C Em One leg at a time C Mean he's just like a regular fella, huh? C B He ain't nothin' like a regular fella! Em C Em Putin puttin' his hat on A C Em Hat size number nine C You sayin' Putin's gettin' big-headed? Dbdim7 C7 B7 Putin's head's just fine! Eb/G B+/Gb Em He can drive his giant tractor Eb A/Db Across the Trans-Siberian plain! Bbm Bbm/Ab Eb/G He can power a nuclear reactor F7sus C With the left side of his brain! Eb7 And when he take his shirt off Eb7 He drive the ladies crazy! Eb7 And when he take his shirt off D Make me wanna be a lady! It's the Putin Girls! [

Chorus

Putin Girls] Gm Bb C Eb Putin, if you put it, would you put it where you put it? Gm Bb C Eb Putin, if you put it, would you put it next to me? Gm Bb C Eb Putin, if you put it, would you put it, where you put it? Gm Bb C Eb Putin, if you put it, would you put it next to me? [

Interlude

Randy Newman] Gm A7 D Gm A7 D7 Gm Now, Putin hates the Putin Girls, cause he hates vulgarity, A7 D7/F# Gm A7 D7 Gm and he loves his mother country, and he loves his family. C Eb7 Gm He and his ex-wife Lyudmila, live right along the shore of the beautiful new Russian Black Sea. Bb E Let's listen in, a great man is speaking: [

Verse 2

"Vladimir Putin"] Am E7 We fought a war for this? E7 Am I'm almost ashamed F Am The Mediterranean Dm/F E Am Now there's a resort worth fighting for! Am B7 If only the Greeks or the Turks E7 Am Would start to sniff around F Am Oh, I'd bring the hammer down Dm/F E Am So quick their woolly heads would spin! E7 Am Woolly head, woolly head, woolly head F Oh, wait a minute, even better! Am What if the Kurds got in the way? F Am F A Hey, Kurds and way, Kurds and way! Dm Bb Dm Sometimes a people is greater than their leader: Bb Dm Germany, Kentucky, and France Bb Dm Sometimes a leader towers over his country: Bdim7/E A One shot at glory, they won't get a second chance Dm Bb Dm I'll drag these peasants kicking and screaming Bb A Into the 21st, century Dm Bb Dm I thought we'd make it, I must've been dreaming Bdim/E A These chicken farmers and fire clerks gonna be the death of me [

Outro

"Vladimir Putin" and Putin Girls] Dm I can't do it Bb A Sure you can! Dm I can't do it! Bb A Yeah you can! Dm C B Bb A What makes you say that, girls? I'll tell you why: A+ Dm F G7sus Am Cause you're the Putin Man! Gm Bb C Who whipped Napoleon? Eb We did! Gm Bb C Who won World War II? Eb The Americans! Gm Bb C Eb That's a good one, ladies Gm Bb C Eb It's our turn to sit in the comfy chair! Gm Bb C Eb And you're the man gonna get us there! Gm Bb C Eb I don't know, Lenin couldn't do it! Gm Bb C Eb I don't know, Stalin couldn't do it! Gm Bb C Eb Now they couldn't do it, why do you think I can? Gm Bb/F C7/E Eb You're gonna lead our people to the Promised Land! D C Bb Gm You're right! Cause goddamn, I'm the Pu-u-tin Man!