Rehab Blues

B7 God, grant me the serenity E7 To accept the things I cannot change, A7 The courage to change the things I can, D7 And the wisdom.......to know the difference. G B7 I'm goin' to rehab E7 Everybody go to rehab A7 D7 G D7 Gonna have clean and sober fun G B7 I'm goin' to rehab E7 Hey Judge! Why you wanna send me to rehab? A7 D7 G I said I ain't leavin' till I'm done. B7 Pull up to the roadblock E7 Blue lights, the local cops A7 D7 G Sun comin' to detox with me B7 Far as I could tell E7 Withdrawals are a livin' hell A7 D7 G A But it ain't no county jail you see G B7 I'm goin' to rehab E7 Everybody go to rehab A7 D7 G D7 Gonna have clean and sober fun G B7 I'm goin' to rehab E7 Hey Judge! Why you wanna send me to rehab? A7 D7 G I said I ain't leavin' till I'm done. B7 AA meetings E7 Newcomer greetings A7 D7 G 12 steps with coffee and cigarettes (cough cough cough) B7 Fill me up with hope E7 Don't send me downtown for dope A7 D7 Don't need the soap on a rope G A Not yet G B7 I'm goin' to rehab E7 Everybody go to rehab A7 D7 G D7 Gonna have clean and sober fun (It works if you work it!) G B7 I'm goin' to rehab E7 Hey Judge! Why you wanna send me to rehab? A7 D7 G I said I ain't leavin' till I'm done. B7 No whiskey, no cocaine E7 Gonna miss my mary jane A7 D7 G Maybe life won't be the same without B7 (slow way down briefly) Uppers, downers E7 In-betweeners A7 D7 G A Gonna need to be cleaner, no doubt G B7 I'm goin' to rehab E7 Everybody go to rehab A7 D7 G D7 Gonna have clean and sober fun G B7 I'm goin' to rehab E7 Hey Judge! Why you wanna send me to rehab? A7 D7 G I said I ain't leavin' till I'm done. D7 G B7 Officer, No!! E7 A7 D7 G D7 G B7 E7 A7 D7 G B7 E7 A7 D7 G B7 E7 A7 D7 G A G B7 I'm goin' to rehab E7 Everybody go to rehab A7 D7 G D7 Gonna have clean and sober fun G B7 I'm goin' to rehab E7 Hey Judge! Why you wanna send me to rehab? A7 D7 G I said I ain't leavin' till I'm done. B7 Nothin' left to say or do E7 It'll all be over soon A7 D7 A7 D7 G7 Hi, my name's Randy, I'm an addict too