The Day That You Die

Cm Misfortune, every choice has consequences Cm And in this game, there's really just one rule: Cm That you play until the end once it commences Misfortune G7 If I win, then you will give me something cool? Narrator Yes! Cm Complete my game, and yes, you'll be rewarded: Fm Cm Eternal happiness, my dear, will be your prize G7 Keep this part of the down-low G7 But what Misfortune doesn't know is that G7 Today is the day Cm The day that she dies! Narrator Cm The first part of our game is rather simple Cdim Cm Just cross this road and reach the other side Fm6 Cm A piece of cake for someone young and nimble Misfortune G7 But Mr. Voice, you said today I died? Narrator G7 Oh and, uh... Cm Quiet! There's a fox ahead, Misfortune Fm Cm A fox cannot be trusted, so says I G7 Observe his evil regimen Misfortune G7 I think his name is Benjamin! Narrator G7 Well, this is the day Cm The day that he dies! Narrator Dm Now buried here you'll find eternal happiness Ddim Dm Hidden in a tiny, golden box Misfortune Gm6 Dm Oh no! I only found a lot of crappiness! Narrator A7 It seems the prize was stolen by that fox! Dm Here, use this fox repellant, and when we find him Gm Dm You can spray his nasty face, straight in the eye Misfortune A7 But I do not want to hurt him- Narrator A7 There he is! Go on and squirt him A7 Or today is the day Dm The day you will die! Narrator Em You haven't reached the ending yet, Misfortune! Em There's still a lot of fun we haven't had! Am6 Em I don't accept surrender or abortion B7 And your attitude has frankly made me mad! Em That fox cannot protect you for forever Am6 Em And I will not be defeated or defied! B7 So come back and play my game B7 Or I avow by Heaven's name B7 That, yes, today is the day Em The day you will die! Narrator C#7 Today is the day F#m That you die! C#7 Today is the day F#m That you die!