The Amiibo Song

B Have you heard the rumors? D#7 They're selling like mad! E I know it's utter nonsense, F#7 But I want one real bad! B They're calling them Amiibo- D#7 What the heck does that mean? E F#7 No one's got a clue… B I'll buy my first Amiibo, D#7 And put it right there! E And then I'll buy a second, F#7 Cause they go well in pairs! B They may be an obsession, D#7 But they're keeping me clean! C#m7 F#7 And MAN, THEY LOOK COOL, TOO! E Just one more's B All I need! C#m7 It's just for fun, F#7 Not wanton greed~ B Cause I need Amiibo! D#7 Gotta get a full set! G#m I need every last Amiibo, G#m Plus the ones that aren't G Available yet! B/F# And then I'll keep them Emaj7 Always with me E Everywhere we Em6 Ever go! C#m7/G# That's why I need F#7 Just a few more B Amiibo! B A couple more Amiibo D#7 Arrived in the mail! E I'm heading to the store F#7 Because they have them on sale! B I'm missing an Amiibo! D#7 I'll order online! E F#7 And wait till it arrives... B Amiibo on the counter! D#7 They're under my bed! E They're sitting on the sofa, F#7 And on top of my head! B Amiibo in the shower! D#7 The hood of my car, E Amiibo playing trumpet, F#7 And acoustic guitar! E "They're so cute!" B "I need more!" C#m7 Buy a ton and F#7 Now you're poor! B But I have Amiibo D#7 Spread all over the place! G#m They like to watch me in the shower, G And help de-wrinkle my face! B/F# You'd surely think I'd Emaj7 Have enough now, E And yet somehow, Em6 The answer's "no"… C#m7/G# Not until I've F#7 Got just one more B Amiibo! G#m You're Amiib-obsessed, C#m And yes Amiibo are to blame! Dm7(b5) This Amiibo-vention should Eb Eb7 Prevent a lot of shame! Ab Amiibo on the bookshelf! C7 Amiibo in hats! Db Amiibo in my undies, Eb7 And they're riding on cats! Ab I drew Amiibo fan art, C7 And wrote them a rap! Db I made my own Amiibo, Eb7 But he's pretty much crap. Db Just a few's Ab Not enough… Bb7 Now you know Eb7 How much I love Ab Those freaking sweet Amiibo! C7 Now I've lost all control! Fm(add9) I'm addicted to Amiibo! E6 They've taken over my soul! Ab/Eb And now I'm thinking Dm7(b5) All about them, Dbmaj7 And without them, Dbm6 I would go… Bbm7 Slightly crazy Eb7 Just for one more Ab Amiibo…