War On Christmas

E B D A (2x) E B Take down the lights D A I don't do Christmas E B Religion's fine D A I just hate Christmas E B I'll hang out at noon D A But not before then E B I think you're fine D A I just don't wake up then C#m B This place feels like a furnace A Someone's trying to burn us E B C#m I'm glad you're happy this way B But if I have to watch you smile A I'll pull our file E B A and finish us off today B It’s okay E B D A (2x) E B Theories are great D A But I hate when you say them E B I understand my heat bills D A I still don't pay them E B I know my rights D A But thanks for explaining E B The day they're enough D A Will be the day it starts raining C#m B You forget we live in quicksand A This isn't sick, man E B C#m We won't be around if we win B But if I have to watch you smile A I'll pull our file E B A B And turn both of us in E B D A (2x) E