Cretin Family

D D F E Eb D 2x D Eb D Eb I am not so upset about my horrible self D Eb D Eb But why don't you go upset yourself D Eb D Eb Hey here's the mirror see your stupid face D Eb D Eb What a disgrace man and you know it's true D F E Eb D Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family Everyone's against me D F E Eb D Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi D Eb Don't stare at me it's freakin' me out D Eb D Eb Look what's happening now it's all your fault D Eb D Eb You can't do nothin' absolutely nothing' o.k. D Eb D Eb Why don't you get a hoola hoop and do the cretin hop and D F E Eb D Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family Everyone's against me D F E Eb D Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi D Eb D Eb I'm never wrong don't tell me what to do D Eb D Eb Here's a little curse it's from me to you D Eb D Eb It's nothin' gonna happen nothin' ever will D Eb D Eb You'll be miserable every day your luck will always be bad D F E Eb D Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family Everyone's against me D F E Eb D Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi D F E Eb D Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family Everyone's against me D F E Eb D Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi