The Gorilla Song

N.C. One, two, A one two kazoo D If I were a gorilla, E La la la la la A I'd eat me a banana. D Na na na na na G I'd live in a treehouse D And swing on a vine, A But one thing is sure: D I would love ya, A Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, D Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. D And if I were a tuba, E Ba ba ba ba ba A All I'd do is oompah. D Pah pah pah pah pah G I would take a big breath, D And I would march in a band, A But one thing is sure: D I would love ya, A Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, D Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. D E 'Cause it don't matter to me- A D Whatever you happen to be; G An eagle, An onion, D A pig or a grape, A As long as you're you, D I will love ya. A Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, D Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. D And if I were a space ship, E Ip ip ip ip ip A I would take a long trip. D Rip rip rip rip rip G I would circle the planets D And head for the stars, A And then I'd come home, D 'Cause I love ya. A Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, D Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. . D And if I were a daisy, E Sy sy sy sy sy A Would you still be my baby? D By by by by by G I would pull all my petals out, D One at a time, A And always come up with D I love ya A Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, D Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. D E 'Cause it don't matter to me- A D Whatever you happen to be; G An eagle, An onion, D A pig or a grape, A As long as you're you, D I will love ya. A Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, D Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A D Ba-bum-bump.