My Girls Pussy

¦G ¦B7 ¦C ¦G E7 ¦ ¦C ¦G E7 ¦A7 D7 ¦G ¦ G B7 There's one pet I like to pet C G E7 And every evening we get set C G E I stroke it every chance I get A7 D7 G It's my girl's pussy G B7 Seldom plays and never purrs C G E7 But I love the thoughts it stirs C G E7 I don't mind because it's hers A7 D7 G It's my girl's pussy G7 C Often it goes out at night returns at break of dawn A7 D7 No matter what the weather's like it's always nice and warm G B7 It's never dirty, always clean C G E7 In giving thrills, it's never mean C G E7 And it's the best I've ever seen A7 D7 G It's my girl's pussy Interlude 1 ¦G ¦B7 ¦C ¦G E7 ¦ ¦C ¦G E7 ¦A7 D7 ¦G ¦ G B7 It has whiskers short and brown C G E7 And when it's sad they all hang down C G E I do my best to play the clown for A7 D7 G My girl's pussy G B7 Sometimes it's a sorry sight C G E7 Needs attention through the night C G E So poetry I often write for A7 D7 G My girl's pussy G7 C Often it falls fast asleep and though I disapprove A7 D7 No matter what I do to it I cannot make it move G B7 I bring tid bits that it loves C G E We spoon like two turtle doves C G E7 And always I remove my gloves when A7 D7 G Stroking my girl's pussy ¦G ¦B7 ¦C ¦G E7 ¦ ¦C ¦G E7 ¦A7 D7 ¦G ¦ G B7 If it leaves me I'll be sad C G E7 If it stays then I'll be glad C G E Cos it's the best I've ever had it's A7 D7 G My girl's pussy