A Fable With No Moral

Instumental C/G D7/F# F C/G C/G D7/F# F C/G C/G D7/F# F C/G C/G D7/F# F C/G C E7 F G G7 G6 Gaug G Instumental C/G D7/F# F C/G C/G D7/F# F C/G C/G D7/F# F C/G C/G D7/F# F C/G C C/B C/A Am D7/G F E7 E7sus4 E7 Dm7 D7 G G7 G6 Gaug G C F F G7 I went and sold my soul so I could pay my rent Bb Bbm F I waited by the mail, but the check was never sent F G7 So I called the Devil up, but I just got his machine Bb Bbm F I left an angry message, said I gotta have the green G7 Bb F I didn't give up then, but I made another plan: G7 Bb F If Satan didn't want my soul I'd sell it to the man G7 Bb F I tried to find the number, but it wasn't in the book G7 Bb F I'd get the money anyhow, no matter what it took - C No matter what it took C Dm F F G7 No paragon of virtue, at least I'm not a thief - Bb Bbm F It's so easily justified but always leads to grief F G7 So I got a piece of cardboard and made myself a sign Bb Bbm F To sell my soul below the market rate was my design G7 Bb F I went down on the street and I tried to make the deal G7 Bb F A Land Rover drove right by with Satan at the wheel G7 Bb F He saw what I was doing and said "That's not yours to sell! G7 Bb F You'll get your check tomorrow and I'll see your ass in Hell C So you'd better spend it well..." C Dm F Bb G7 C C/Bb A7 A7/G Dm F Bb Bb/A G7 C F Bb G7 C C/Bb A7 A7/G Dm F Bb Bb/A G7 C F Bb G7 C C/Bb A7 A7/G Dm F Bb Bb/A G7 C F Bb G7 C C/Bb A7 A7/G Dm F Bb Bb/A