Darling Nikki

B G I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could say she was a s*x fiend E B F# I met her in a hotel lobby, Mastur*bating with a maga*zine G She said how'd you like to waste some time, F# and I couldn't resist when I saw little Nikki Grind B G She took me to her castle And I just couldn't believe my eyes E B F# She had so many devices Everything that money could buy G She said sign your name on the dotted line F# The lights went out, and Nikki started to grind OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NIKKI! B G The castle started spinning or maybe it was my brain E I can't tell you what she did to me B F# but my body will never be the same G Her lovin' will kick your behind F# Just to show you no mercy B G Woke up the next morning Nikki wasn't there E B F# I looked all over and all I found was a phone number on the stairs G It said thank you for a funky time F# Call me up whenever you want to grind