Goodness Gracious Me

| G D | A D | D (Oh doctor, I'm in trouble.) A Well, goodness gracious me. A (For every time a certain man,is standing next to me.) Mmm? D G (A flush comes to my face and my pulse begins to race.) E A7 D (It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom, boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom.) Oh! G A (Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom.) D Well, goodness gracious me. D How often does this happen? A When did the trouble start? D You see, my stethoscope is bobbing, to the throbbing of your heart. G (What kind of man is he, to create this allergy?) D E A7 D (It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom, boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom.) Oh! G A (Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom.) D Well, goodness gracious me. E From New Delhi to Darjeeling,I have done my share of healing. Em E And I've never yet been beaten or outbo-o-o-oxed. Em E I remember that with one jab, of my needle in the Punjab. Em How I cleared up beriberi and the dreaded dysentery. E A D But your complaint has got me really foxed. (Oh..) D (Oh doctor, touch my fingers.) A Well, goodness gracious me. D (You may be very clever, but however, can't you see?) G (My heart beats much too much, at a certain tender touch.) D E A7 D (It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom, boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom.) I like it! G D (Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom.) N.C. Well, goodness gracious me. D Can I see your tongue? (Aaah.) D Nothing the matter with it, put it away please. D E (Maybe it's my back.) Maybe it is. E (Shall I lie down?) Yes. (Ahhh...) D My initial diagnosis, rules out measles and thrombosis. Em E Sleeping sickness and, as far as I can te-ell: E Influenza, inflammation, whooping cough and night starvation. Em And you'll be so glad to hear, that both your eyeballs are so clear. E A7 D That I can positively swear that you are well, ja-ja, ja-ja-ja-ja. D A (Put two and two together.) Four. (If you have eyes to see.) Yes. D (The face that makes my pulses race, is right in front of me.) G Oh, there is nothing I can do, for my heart is jumping too.) G D E A D (Oh,) -We go boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom, boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom.- D -Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom.- A (Goodness gracious.) How audacious! (Goodness gracious.) How flirtatious! D (Goodness gracious.) It is me. (It is you?) Ah aha, I'm sorry, it is us. -Ahhh!-