Uneventful Christmas

A D E E A Looks like we did it B7 The end of the year D Dm I’ve got to admit it A Wasn’t sure we’d get here B7 And now that we’ve made it, I think we’ll agree Bm We totally hated E This whole year, A to Z F#m C# A B So my wishlist this December, let me make it crystal clear D B Don’t want no presents, no parties, want no friends or family near F#m B Just a day or two or three F#m B7 Utterly disaster-free A F#m B Bm As I lift a weary cup of Yuletide cheer E7 A A D A E* Here’s to an uneventful Christmas this year A It would be the nicest B7 If nothing would happen D Dm Not one single crisis A While I get a quick nap in B7 With nothing exploding, depressing or dire Bm Nothing grim or foreboding E And no dumpsters on fire F#m C# A B Can we maybe take a time-out, try a temporary freeze? D B Could this 21-gun shitshow take an intermission please? F#m B So I’m asking, Mister Claus F#m B7 Put the End Times on pause A F#m B B7 We’ll just chill with milk and cookies and a beer A F#m B Bm I got enough for you and all eight reindeer E7* A* A* F#m* E* A* Here’s to an uneventful Christmas... thiiis year