Sad Old Life

Am Kids sat smoking by the cinema doors Fmaj7 Too young to drink, Too old to stay indoors G Complaining about their mum and dads giving them chores Am G It’s a hard old fucking life Am A man on the telly leaves a comical pause Fmaj7 Telling some jokes about mother in laws G Everybody laughs, Everybody applaudes Am G Everybody apart from his wife Fmaj7 Cause nothing ever changes C G but everything will Fmaj7 Just a little older C G A little less time to k**l Fmaj7 C You run your whole life Cmaj7/E Am To be standing still Am Cmaj7/E Am Fmaj7 G Am Girls taking pictures of themselves online Fmaj7 They stick ‘em up on every social media site G To prove themselves they‘ve had the time of their lives Am G It’s a sad old fucking world Am Alpha males chase tails round beauty queens Fmaj7 Like Japanese around a karaoke machine G We've all got tattoos but we don’t know what they mean Am G It’s a sad old fucking life Fmaj7 Cause nothing ever changes C G nothing ever will Fmaj7 We spend our whole life running C G But we're standing still Fmaj7 Just a little older C G A little less time to k**l Fmaj7 We fly kites out C G In electrical storms Fmaj7 We're burning all our fingers C G Just to keep our hands warm Fmaj7 We've been dying C E Am7 Since the day we were born