Females

C7 Em Em In the middle of the night, walking down the road, Em I got stopped by females, they were beggin' for load. Em I said 'girls I don't have any of that stuff, Em But I can show you other things which I’ve got enough!’ Am If you don’t mind, (if you don’t mind) C If you don't mind, B7 If you don't mind, Em If you don't mind. Em So I took ‘em home, to my place, Em And I noticed in the mirror that certain grin on my face. Em 'loosen up, girls', that's what I said, Em And when they took of their clothes they turned a bit red. Em I couldn't believe my eyes, I started to moan, Em 'Cause one of them birdies whipped out something to blow. Am If you don’t mind, (if you don’t mind) C If you don't mind, B7 If you don't mind, Em B7 If you don't mind. A F D A F D A F D C D Em Am C B7 Em Em On the very next mornin', waking up in a mess, (goodmorning) Em And I wasn't even able to move my ass, you can guess. Em There's a note on the table: lipstick red, Em 'The females will strike again', that's just what it said. Am If you don’t mind, (if you don’t mind) C If you don't mind, B7 If you don't mind, Em B7 If you don't mind. Em If you don’t mind, (if you don’t mind) Am If you don't mind, C If you don't mind, B7 If you don't mind, Em If you don't mind. Em If you don’t mind, (if you don’t mind) Am If you don't mind, C If you don't mind, B7 If you don't mind, Em If you don't mind. Em If you don’t mind, (if you don’t mind) Am If you don't mind, C If you don't mind, B7 If you don't mind, Em If you don't mind. Em If you don’t mind, (if you don’t mind) Am If you don't mind, C If you don't mind, B7 If you don't mind, Em Oh, if you don't mind. Em If you don’t mind, (if you don’t mind) Am If you don't mind, C If you don't mind, B7 If you don't mind, Em If you don't mind. Em If you don’t mind, (if you don’t mind) Am If you don't mind, C If you don't mind, B7 If you don't mind, Em If you don't mind. Em If you don’t mind, (if you don’t mind) Am If you don't mind, C If you don't mind, B7 If you don't mind, Em If you don't mind. (Fade Out)