Rugs From Me To You

C G Am F Toupee or not toupee, that is the question C G F It refused to stay as it all turned grey, oh William Shakespeare's receding G hair Am G C F Please excuse the pun, "It's hair today, gone tomorrow" F G Fm C So be thankful for what precious locks you have C G Am F Toupee or not toupee, that is the question C G F G And by the way I just gotta say, thank the Lord I'm not going bald Am G C F And if I may quip, my curls and I, are just like heaven F G C Cause rest assured, there'll be no parting there F G C F But should my head get bare like Friar Tuck (hard cheese to swallow) F G D It makes me smile cause I know just what I'd do F G C Am Yeah, if I had more wigs than I knew what to do with F G C F I'd open up a secondhand store and if you ever went bald G C Am You'd recall it cause I'd cleverly call it F G Fm C "Rugs From Me To You"