Hypocrite

E Has love got you down? F#m Ex boyfriend won't leave you alone? E Just call 1-800... E Sick to my stomach again Up on the phone until 3 in the morning F#m I'm telling you maybe we're better as friends B Cuz I think you're pretty annoying E I hate when you talk about us having kids I don't see a future with someone like you F#m And you probably think I'm a bitch B I'd rather be bitchy and telling the truth... G#m Em You say that it's all your fault C#m Then try to blame me F#m B Pretend that there's nothing wrong E F#m I don't like it when you say I shouldn't love you and you're over it B E Cuz I know tomorrow you'll be bored and lonely F#m Telling me you wanna hold me like a hypocrite B E I know that you'll never admit That I've got it right, and you've got a problem F#m You're going down swinging your fists B Cuz you'd rather die than just be honest E You swear that you're trying to quit But there you go drinking the whole liquor bottle again F#m You get mad when I don't take a sip B Cuz you know if I don't I'll see right through your shit (hah) G#m You say that it's all your fault C#m Then try to blame me F Pretend that there's nothing wrong E F#m I don't like it when you say I shouldn't love you and you're over it B E Cuz I know tomorrow you'll be bored and lonely F#m Telling me you wanna hold me like a hypocrite B E I saw that you called to remind me you left me behind A And you're happier than you've ever been B E But I know tomorrow you'll be bored and lonely F#m Saying I'm your one and only like a hypocrite B E F#m B E F#m7 Ooooh aahhhhhh E E5 Heard you called my momma F#m C# Am Cuz you thought this was a comma, not a period B G#7 Tried erasing what you've drawn, Thinking that I wouldn't catch on C#m Well you're delirious (I DON'T LIKE IT!) E F#m I don't like it when you say I shouldn't love you and you're over it B E Cuz I know tomorrow you'll be bored and lonely F#m Telling me you wanna hold me like a hypocrite B E I saw that you called to remind me you left me behind A And you're happier than you've ever been B E But I know tomorrow you'll be bored and lonely F#m Saying I'm your one and only like a hypocrite