New Rubbin On That Darn Old Thing

C C C C G F C C C C C C My gal bought me washboard and a tub F F C C I put a shirt on the board, started to rub G F C C I start rubbin', rubbin' on the darned old thing C C C C Now, she said, "Poppa, don't you rub so rough F F C C When you hear me holler, then that's enough" G F C C So I start rubbin', rubbin' on the darned old thing Clarinet solo C C C C F F C C C C C C And I start rubbin' it with care F F C C While she sat down in a chair G F C C I kept rubbin', rubbin' on the darned old thing C C C C She said, "I sure likes the way you rub F F C C You got the best washboard bin in my tub G F C C I start rubbin', rubbin' on the darned old thing Trumpet solo C C C C F F C C G F C C C C C C I kept rubbin', the clock struck six F F C C Said, You got time to get your kicks" G F C C I start rubbin', rubbin' on the darned old thing C C C C I said, "Mama, just keep still" F F C C That stroke didn't get it, but this one will G F C C I'll start rubbin', rubbin' on the darned old thing Piano solo C C C C G F C C C C C C I got tired, started to sweat F F C C She said, "Don't quit, you ain't started yet" G F C C I start rubbin', rubbin' on the darned old thing C C C C She held up her dress and started to grin F F C C I said, "Baby, let's do it again" G F C C Kept on rubbin', rubbin' on the darned old thing C C C C F F C C G F C C