Kang The Conqueror

N.C. (Spoken) Who is Kang the Conqueror? C Is he Nathaniel Richards, a scholar C Born in the fourtieth century? (Yes) C Is he Pharaoh Rama-Tut, born in Egypt C Circa twenty-nine-fifty BC? (Also yes) C Is he Victor Timely? (Yep) C Victor Timely Junior? (Mm-hmm) C Victor Timely the Thir- C (He's all the Victor Timelies) C Is he also someone called C Let me check this... the Whisperer? C (According to Wikipedia, yes) C Is he Immortus, Lord of Time? C (Inexplicably, yes) C Isn't he also Iron Lad? C (I'm afraid so) C And Marcus Kang the Twenty-third C The Scarlet Centuri- (YES!) C (Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody) C (Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody) C G F Everybody's Kang the Conqueror G Spiderman, Iron Man, Ant Man G7 C G And Aimee Mann too C G F Everybody's Kang the Conqueror G That policeman, the pizza man C G Your mailman, and even me and you F He was your date to the prom C And your best friend Tom G C And your pen pal from Wisconsin F He's your favorite movie star C (He's Jamie Farr?) G N.C. And your high school best friend's mom G (Tom's mom?!) Yes! C G F Everybody's Kang the Conqueror G (Everybody?) Blue Totem, Blue Man G7 C G Look it up and you will find it's true C G F Everybody's Kang the Conqueror F (Surely you don't mean everybody) G He's the Lord of the Seven Suns G (You're making this up!) C G Check the O.H.O.T.M.U. Am When he was Kang Prime Am He went back in time G Am He was Hitler and Genghis Khan Am He hid rockets from your Shogun Warrior G And he left my headlights on C N.C. 'Cause Kang is the world's (Kang) C7 N.C. Worst supervillain (Kang Kang) F N.C. He's also the second (Kang Kang) Fm N.C. Worst supervillain (Kang) C N.C. His plans include traveling (Kang) C7 N.C. F Back in time to compete (Kang Kang) N.C. With himself for slots (Kang) G Three through ninety-nine (Kang) C G N.C. F Everybody's Kang the Conqueror G G7 C Every singly man, woman, boy, and girl N.C. (Okay, I think I got this now) G (So what your saying is that) C G N.C. (Everybody's Kang, hold on a minute) F (The Conqueror?) Yes! G C G Every single person in the world F He's Johnny, Reed, and Sue C And their friend Ben too G C And the drunk guy on the corner F (Yes) He's Victor Von Doom C And Fing Fang Foom G N.C. He's every man and woman N.C. In this room F D7 Let's hang with the gang C A7 'Cause everybody's Kang F D7 G G7 C C7 F D7 Kang the Conqueror G N.C. Who are the people N.C. In your neighborhood? G C N.C. C They're Kang the Conqueror