Simple Day

G C 2x G Let me tell you about a simple day C In my own way I woke up a 6 today G Put on the coffee machine I always dreamed of being a millionaire C Without a care in the world because I'm losing my hair G Dressing up like a model in the shop window C Even though I know I got it wrong and it don't go G You get to work to find that your boss in a mood C Man what makes him think that he can be so rude G Forgot to wash your face and your head aches too C People are staring as they pass you by G Let it go don't show that you're a single man C And not a day goes by without a porno mag Am God damn if I had only stayed at home today C I'll be fine to live the rest of my life this way G C Just a simple day (sometimes I don't know why we're living) G C Just a simple day (these times when everything's slow) G C Just a simple day (sometimes I don't know why we're living) G C Just a simple day (these times) G Let me tell you about a simple day C In my own way fined for jaywalking G While I was talking to the traffic man Who's on commission man C He said that's what I do to put my kids through school G So my apologies, enjoy your day C Who's he to say that when taking my money away Am Think man if I had only stayed at home today C I'll be fine to live the rest of my life this way G C Just a simple day (sometimes I don't know why we're living) G C Just a simple day (these times when everything's slow) G C Just a simple day (sometimes I don't know why we're living) G C Just a simple day (these times) G C Just a simple day (sometimes I don't know why we're living) G C Just a simple day (these times when everything's slow) G C Just a simple day (sometimes I don't know why we're living) G C Just a simple day (these times)