Clams Have Feelings Too

A D#m D E A D#m D A A Birds are dumb cause small bird brains C#m D E But so are kids and old people A C#m F#m Some birds talk, most others sing D Dm I don't see you eating a talking bird A Pigs smell bad, they roll in poo C#m D E But so do kids and elderly A C#m F#m I don't see you chop off an old man's feet D Dm Put 'em in a mason jar and pickle them F# D No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too A A/G# Actually they don't have central F#m nervousness F# D No Manhattan style, clams have the right to smile A A/G# Come to think about it they don't have a D face B They have no face, no place for ears G#m E F# There's no clam eyes to cry clam tears B D#m G#m No spinal chord, they must get bored E Em E Might as well just put 'em out of misery G#m B E Dm G B E B D#m I don't believe it's selfish G#m E to eat defenseless shellfish B D#m E No chowder for you, clams have feelings too B G#m D#m It could happen to you, clams have feelings E too B D#m G#m I don't think they do, clams have feelings E too B F E B E