Blasphemy The Victimless Crime

G Bb F C G Bb F C G Bb I'll throw a pie in the face of piety F C I'll torch a Torah right off a bridge G F I am a reverend of irreverence E6 C I'm a shill for any sacrilege G Bb I understand that a faith and a deity C G Help the masses who are having hard times G Bb But blasphemy like prostitution F G Are clearly victimless crimes G Bb Blasphemy, blasphe-you F C Jesus Christ the blackest Jew G Bb Blasphe-you, blasphemy F C Poisonous pedagogy G Bb F C G Bb F G Bb I'm an unbeliever, I'm a heretic F C I'm gonna projectile puke off a pew G F I'm a trouble making immature imp E6 C I'm gonna turn your other cheek for you G Bb I understand we all need something to believe in C G I believe I’ll never be given wings and G Bb I'm sorry if it’s up there cause I didn't F G Think a song was gonna hurt its feelings G Bb Blasphemy, speaking deadpan F C Apparently this god has got a master plan G Bb Now they call foul, pure heresy F C But you gotta wonder, does he have a plan B? G Bb F D# A# F C Horus similar to Mithra, Attis analogous to Krishna D# A# Jesus, different name same story D All based on ancient Egyptian allegory G F#6 F E6 G F#6 F E6 G F#6 My position hasn't been occulted F E6 It can never be more overstated G F#6 My intelligence has been insulted F E6 So my tongue lashes out in defence G Bb Anything that is your holy or sacred C G I'm gonna desecrate and use in jest G Bb But you’ll never hear a crack about Mohammed F G Cause I don’t wanna get shot in the chest G Bb Blasphemy, isn't this fun F C Rob a rabbi, bugger a nun G Bb Blasphemy, want some more? F C Mother Mary, the virgin whore G Bb F C G Bb F G