Alcopollack

C Dm How does the drunkest person on the bus F C G Wake up and manage to take such good care of us? C Dm An honorable man that's impossible to hate F G Even though his laugh to joke ratio is about one in eight F What is it about him? F What sets him apart? C G How does such a tiny person have such a big heart? Am F He only sometimes drops the ball G Like the six times he told the bus to leave G When one of us was at a petrol station G Shitting in a bathroom stall C That's David Pollack Am Alcoholic Dm Real dedication G To inebriation Am My friend David F Master of Kung-Fu C G We're all singing this song just to say thank you F And one day we're gonna get you back C He's not a giant man Dm But he represents some giant voices F C G But sometimes Alcopollack doesn't make the greatest choices C He might excel in tours and food Dm But he lacks something in tact F He told Dexter that his band sucks G And he called Matt Freeman fat F C He pissed off Graffin and insulted Tré Cool's first wife and fiancée Dm That's how he lost Bad Religion, The Offspring F G Rancid, Pennywise, the Mad Caddies, Rise Against But the one that hurt the most must have been Green Day C That's Alcopollack Am Philanthro-folic Dm Grappa all nighter G Bar fight inciter Am My friend David F For all your dedication C This song is for you G To show all our appreciation F But why do you always have to be on vacation?