Pride

Verses E A E The princess married the frog she met chatting online E A E She thought she was drunk on love and not her servent's moonshine A When he met the parents he embarrassed and had no clue E When he asked "Mr. Arthur what is it that you do?" E A E Former athlete, white senator playing the race card E A E Says he can't remember a time when his people had it so hard A In an unrelated rant on a Senate committee floor E Trying to pass a law regulating screw sizes on doors E A E They're building an amusement park inside Fort Knox E A E Commissioned by every tabloid owned by Rupert Murdoch A They tried to keep tabs on the peasants who they knew who shifty E So they gave them all a souvenir shirt at the cost of nine fifty E A E Sir Walter Elliot lives as king among men E A E Living in the babbling words written by Jane Austen A Anne fell in love with a sailor whom Walter Elliot quartered E At least I think that's what happened, I had to put the book down to establish order E A E A novelist college grad trying to resurrect John Lennon E A E Accidentally did Vladimir who rose from his display case bedding A He started a communist revolution in a town in the old west E It was outcome he had wanted the whole time buried in his subconscious E A E A five year old girl shot a gangsta thug to death E A E She thought she was on cold medicine but it was crystal meth A At least that's what she told the cops when they looked at her ID E That said her name was Roger Evans was the age of sixty-three E A E An oceanless hurricane hit Area 51 E A E Blowing debris in everyone's yards, alien's guts and their laser guns A Though the pressure was on the general to the public he stood pat E When he announced on the podium to blame the Democrats E A E Victorian, gothic wench number 56387 E A E Listens to tales of misery as if tales of heaven A It was at her secret headquarters in the local shopping mall E Where she realized she was a higher species, pride come before us all