H​​elp Us Paul Ryan Youre Our Only Dope ​​​

C Am I remember when it was a simpler time F C All I had to hate was just Paul Ryn’ C Am Loves his Atlas Shrugged and Rage Against the Machine F G Got his Bowflex system keeping him strong and lean Am Em Oh Paul Ryan Am Em You know I am a cryin’ F G C I wish you were the worst of my problems F G So let’s resurrect Ayn Rand C Cmaj7 Am And well give you a helping hand F G C Cmaj7 Am C Cmaj7 Am F G And you’ll be the worst person whose job it is to solve them C Am Well I think that we both agree F G There’s a catheter bag running the land of the free C Am And even though you’re the Penguin to his toddler vomit, orange Joker F G At least with you I can stay a little more sober C Am No you’re not a good person and it’s not even close F G But it’s still no contest to the person 3 million less than Hillary chose C Am So let’s just go back to those good old days F G Of you screwing Obama over and the tears on John Boehner’s face Am Em Oh Paul Ryan Am Em There's a lot of people are dyin’ from the Turd in Chief’s lyin’ F G C And I’m not saying you're the answer for anything at all F C G But right now I do confess C Cmaj7 Am It really was the best F G C Cmaj7 Am When I only had to worry about you and your shitty, fiscal conservative balls End verse Am C Cmaj7 Am Your shitty, shitty, shitty balls Am C Cmaj7 Am Your shitty balls Am C Cmaj7 Am Your shitty, shitty balls Am C Cmaj7 Am Your shitty, shitty, shitty, shitty balls F G C F G C