Why I Cry

N.C. Lady, I Gb Gb/Bb Ab Have been told that you only date nice guys Gb Gb/Bb Ab Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth Db Gb Your ass just hit pay dirt Gb Ab I'm the most sensitive man on God's green earth Gb Db Here's a rose bouquet Gb Gb/Bb Ab I also baked you some fresh creme brûlée Gb Gb/Bb Ab Now mount this stallion and we shall ride Db Gb While also flying kites Gb Ab And make love inside a rainbow through the night Gb Ab Db Gb Then after s*x I'll cry Gb Ab Db Cry Gb Ab Db Gb And also before s*x I'll cry Gb Ab Db Cry Bbm Ab Ebm Gb Ab Bbm Ab Gb Bbm Ab (Girl, you know how I feel about you. It's like you're a fossil sample, and I'm an impatient paleontologist…'cause I want to date you badly) Gb Db Watch a film with me Gb Gb/Bb Ab I love boring romantic co_me____dies Gb Gb/Bb Ab Hop in my carriage, this is like your dream Db Gb Any movie we see Gb Ab Can be a drive-in movie if we build up enough speed Gb Db Now it's almost dawn Gb Gb/Bb Ab I can communicate with newborn fawns Gb Gb/Bb Ab Now they'll perform an ancient forest dance Db Gb That will melt off your pants Gb Ab Take my junk by the hand, this is romance! Gb Ab Db Gb And during s*x I'll cry____ (thinking about s*x makes me) Gb Ab Db Cry__(Even when I use a sextant I) Gb Ab Db Gb Cry______ (They measure angles) Gb Ab Db Cry Bbm Ab Ebm Gb Ab Bbm Ab Gb Bbm Ab Bbm Ab Ebm Gb Ab Bbm (Sorry, was that too sensitive for you? Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. I'll just be over here thinking about a duckling riding on the back of a puppy. Also the duckling is wearing a tiny cowboy hat -- slightly tilted.)