Welcome To My Parents House

Ab Gm Eb Gm Hey there, baby Eb We made out on the dance floor Gm You pressed your body G Eb Up against me all night long Gm I know what's on your mind F Our souls are entwined Eb In a passionate embrace Gm The look in your eyes Says "Take me tonight" Eb Well I've got just the place Cm Dm A place where we can be alone Eb D Unless my mom and dad are home Gm Welcome to my parents' house Eb My mom left down some snackies G Gm I bet you're feeling horny now Cm Eb F So why don't we get nasty, nasty, nasty, yeah Gm F Gm Hush now, baby Eb You seem like a keeper Gm But your high heels are so loud Eb My dad is a light sleeper, ugh Gm I got my very own room And tons of free food Eb F What's your favorite juice? Gm We've got mango and apple Bb Eb And guava and apple F So many fucking fruits Cm Dm My mom buys pizza rolls for me Eb D Can you believe this shit is free? Gm Welcome to my parents' house F Eb King must have his castle G Gm That's my grandma's basset hound Eb He's such a sassy rascal. Aren't you? Marvin Shh Gm F Eb Parents' house Gm Eb Parents' house Cm Dm Eb Ab D Gm We're gonna bring the funk tonight Gm I'm getting the top bunk tonight Gm Drop and thump that junk tonight Gm Like a 360 dump tonight Gm Mom's cake is chocolate chunk tonight Gm This party's getting crunk tonight Gm We're sparkin' up that skunk tonight H 'Cause I go disco home tonight N.C. Danny? N.C. Uh, mom N.C. S-sorry, sorry, every-everything's fine N.C. You need to go to bed N.C. Okay, good night Gm Welcome to my parents' house Eb Let's use our inside voices (Shhh) Gm Sometimes my mom just hangs around Eb Bb To make sure I make good choices N.C. Hit it! Gm F Welcome to my parents' house Eb F Parents' house Gm Parents' house F Eb Gm Dad, I'm supposed to have the downstairs to myself tonight F Eb Get out of here, I said I'm on a date! F Gm You always do this when I have company over! F Eb And you ate all the ham in the fridge and you said you wouldn't! F Gm Yes, it's a girl! F Eb Whatever! F Gm